• 10Sep
    Categories: SHOPPING Comments: 0

    ATTENTION SHOPPERS

    The drinking glasses you bought last week are hazardous to your children’s health. We are sorry for the inconvenience – please come back soon… we value you as a customer. There, now that problem is cured.

    However, if you want your money back, get in line and fill out all the forms in triplicate. You must be able to recognize Chinese, Spanish and French to wade through to find the English text on the forms (correct grammar is optional).

    First, let me educate you on what is harmful in the SHREK glassesCadmium (cad-me-um) is a soft, bluish-white metallic element occurring primarily in zinc, copper, and lead ores. Now, if you learned anything that one day you were listening in Chemistry class it is this – “don’t put zinc, copper or lead in your mouth!”, warned my Chemistry teacher (Mrs. Moore).

    The “SHREK” drinking glasses contain harmful amounts of cadmium (it can come out of the paint pigment and onto the child’s hand and then finally into their mouth). You know the habits of children. Why doesn’t McDonald’s, Wal-Mart, Dollar Stores and the worst of all, the toy manufacturers that keep importing toys that not only are poison, but doesn’t meet the child safety toy regulations. Children have to taste everything and put toys in their mouths – duh… is that so difficult to understand toy engineers, manufacturers and inventors.

    Our “too late” consumer protection agency has also issued three recalls for jewelry sold at Wal-Mart, the world’s largest Great Wall-Mart of China retailer; at Claire’s, a (Pirate’s haven) a major jewelry and accessories chain in North America and Europe; and at discount and dollar stores across the country. All these stores are CHINESE OUTLETS. China is a communist country that has hated the U.S. for more than 67 years since (1943). Chairman Mao Zedong planted the seed of hate in the Chinese people. We have flocked to China for so much of this poison, they now own America. Our lively hood depends on China. Each man, woman and child in America now owes over $45,000 to our national debt. Where’s your wallet? NOT much. Thank you NAFTA & GATT, all the companies that moved off-shore and all you spoiled kiddies that drive foreign made vehicles (kiddie cars). Warning Note: be aware of all those kiddie cars in the parking lots – you could get run over by them while they are speeding and texting their unemployed friends.

    The jewelry recalls (of course) all involved childrens metal jewelry — and all of that jewelry was made in China. The “SHREK” drinking glasses contain harmful amounts of cadmium (it can come out of the paint pigment and onto the child’s hand and then finally into their mouth – duh). You know the habits of children. Why doesn’t McDonald’s, Wal-Mart, Dollar Stores and the worst of all, the toy manufacturers that keep importing toys that not only are poison, but doesn’t meet the child safety toy regulations. Children have to taste everything and put toys in their mouths – duh… is that so difficult to understand toy engineers, manufacturers and inventors.

    One would almost believe that China is exporting death and poison to our future generation of Americans. We send them American dollars – they send us poison. As I write, China is Iran’s BEST buddy friend – need I say what the problems are with Iran. Iran is an enemy of the U.S. and Israel. These 21st century stooges of today – Russia, Iran, China, Korea and Islam (or RICKI for short) would like to wipe both America and Israel off the globe – POOF! See image below to see what the globe would look like without the U.S. & Israel – according to Iran.

    The world without the U.S. and Israel according to Iran

    TODAY’S SALES MOTO – 101:
    “Import anything. Stupid Americans will buy anything that can collect dust and add to our national debt”.

    R E A D the Labels – This is for people that have to go to the grocery store and purchase their own groceries. Don’t be taken in by sticker prices. Read the fine print in the store and not wait ’til you get home when it’s too late and too far to return the item(s). Example: If you see a larger colorful sticker that appears as if it is exploding off the surface of the product and it reads “2 for $6”. Be sure and look at the regular tiny sticker (sometimes elsewhere on the package instead of being hidden beneath the larger colorful one). It may read “$3.00.” What have you saved? They get rid of their stale products and you thought you were getting a bargain by purchasing two of the same items.

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